Mister 12 Gauge Teaser

A Day in the Life of Douglas Miller


•Wake up.

•Check clock.

•Do morning stretches.

•Check clock.

•Make Breakfast.

•Shower.

•Brush Teeth.

•Shave.

•Check Clock.

•Listen to the news.

•Water plants.

•Eat Lunch.

•Check clock.

•Put on work clothes.

•Check Ammo.

•Go out.

•Decapitate Zombies.

•Stake Vampires.

•Shoot Werewolves.

•Burn Witches.

•Smash Skeletons.

•Exorcise Ghosts.

•Send Demons to Hell.

•Put the Pharaoh back in his sarcophagus.

•Get wrathful on some Wraiths.

•Admire my Doppelganger.

•Kill my Doppelganger.

•Call up Dracula; tell him to keep his bats out of my garden.

•Give the Headless Horseman a speeding ticket.

•Visit Lilith; get soul back.

•Help Frankenstein move a Tesla Coil.

•Arrest the Invisible Man for voyeurism.

•Douse the Burning Man.

•Go home.

•Eat Dinner.

•Go to bed.

•Repeat.